"Your Prescription for Rock & / Or Roll" – Official Black Lizard Vigilante Bumper Sticker (Street-Legal Mayhem Edition)

"Your Prescription for Rock & / Or Roll" – Official Black Lizard Vigilante Bumper Sticker (Street-Legal Mayhem Edition)

💣 Product Description:

This ain’t a bumper sticker. It’s a diagnosis.
From the twisted labs of Lizard Vigilante comes the only prescription your ride will ever need: “Your Prescription for Rock & / Or Roll.” Printed in battle-hardened yellow ink on blackout vinyl, this sticker is equal parts rebellion and road armor, flashing your allegiance at 70mph or standing loud and proud in the office parking lot.

Left side’s branded with the Lizard Vigilante logo. Right side drops the gospel.
This is merch for the loud thinkers, fast movers, and backstage dwellers. Not for tourists. Not for boomers. Not for beige-wearers.

Use it indoors or outdoors.
Stick it once. Regret never.

“Your Prescription for Rock & / Or Roll.”
LizardVigilante.com — where sanity ends and sound begins.

🤘 The Drive-Infused Lizard Vigilante Hook:

• Autonomy: Stick it anywhere—cars, laptops, fridges, dive bar doors, your neighbor’s lawn flamingo.

• Mastery: Designed to survive concerts, road trips, car washes, and questionable decisions.

• Purpose: You’re part of a movement. A street-level cult of sound and sarcasm.

• Relatedness: Every sticker is a silent nod from one misfit to another. You’re not alone. You’re just louder.

⚠️  Only the loudest roll with the lizard.
Buy it now. Or explain later why your bumper’s whispering instead of screaming.

📦 Full Specs:

• Color: Pure black background with yellow text

• Logo: Official Lizard Vigilante logo printed left-aligned

• Text: “Your Prescription for Rock & / Or Roll  LizardVigilante.com”

• URL: LizardVigilante.com 

• Material: Premium water-resistant vinyl

• Finish: Matte, anti-glare

• Adhesive: Waterproof sticky back – won’t peel, won’t flinch

• Weather Resistance: Sunlight, UV, rain, wind, snow, emotional storms

• Scratch-Proof: Laminated for daily battle

• Peel Backing: Easy-apply peel strip

• Placement: Car bumpers, laptops, amps, guitar cases, lockers, bike frames, toilet tanks, fridge doors

• Size: Street-legal and attitude-certified (approx. 8" x 3")

• Weight: Light enough to fly, tough enough to stay

• Origin: Designed in the shadows, printed for daylight

• Application Skill Required: None. Even drummers can apply it.

Slap one on your forehead... Take a pic