"God Is Busy, Can I Help You?" Unholy Nun Graphic T-Shirt – Edgy Satanic Humor Tee for Rebels, Heretics & Hipster Heathens | Lizard Vigilante Exclusive

Heaven’s on hold. You just got connected to the underworld’s customer service line. Meet the tee that’s too hellish for church, too sacred for silence—the Lizard Vigilante “God Is Busy, Can I Help You?” Unholy Nun Tee.

Printed with unapologetic gothic flair, this evil nun graphic flips the script on blind obedience with a wink and a middle finger. It’s the perfect anti-religion power move for metalheads, witches, goth punks, and anyone who’s ever been told to shut up and pray.

Whether you're lighting candles or lighting joints, this breathable, 100% cotton shirt lets you do it in comfort and style. Wear it to festivals, roadside diners, haunted houses, tattoo parlors, or awkward family dinners. You're not just breaking the rules—you're rewriting the scripture.

🙏 Join the congregation of the condemned. Satan’s got merch now.

🕯️ Product Specifications

• Brand: Lizard Vigilante

• Style Name: “God Is Busy, Can I Help You?” Nun Print Tee

• Material: 100% Cotton (Knit Broadcloth)

• Gender: Unisex (Marketed to Men, Loved by All)

• Sleeve Length: Short (4–16 inch)

• Sleeve Style: Fashion

• Collar: Classic O-Neck

• Closure Type: Pull-On

• Pattern Type: Blasphemous Nun Graphic Print

• Fit: Casual / Hipster / Edgy Streetwear

• Special Features: Moisture Wicking, Breathable

• Care Instructions: Hand Wash Only

• Scene: Festivals, Streetwear, Concerts, Road Trips

• Season: All Four Seasons

• Origin: Fujian, Mainland China