Introducing the Dead Inside Bear Fan Tank, forged in the pits of zero sleep and sarcastic existential dread. This isn’t your average basic—it’s the anthem for anyone who’s got one nerve left and the world’s tap-dancing on it. Whether you're at a metal show, a skatepark, or doomscrolling your way through brunch, this tank top screams "Don't talk to me ‘til the world stops burning."
Built for maximum sarcasm and zero emotional availability, this unisex jersey tank brings heavyweight attitude in a lightweight feel. The bear may be cute, but it’s dead inside—just like you, champ. Pair it with combat boots, fuzzy slippers, or whatever matches your "nope" energy.
Limited quantities because most of us don’t have the energy to reprint. Get yours before you go back to pretending to care.
Specifications:
Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (may vary by color – still dead inside though)
Fabric Weight: Extra light (3.8 oz/yd² or 110 g/m²) – like your will to go outside
Fit: Retail fit – modern, unisex, slightly fitted cut
Seams: Side seams for structure and longevity (because unlike your last situationship, this one holds together)
Binding: Same fabric throughout for a clean, cohesive look
Label: Tear-away label – because tags are annoying and so is everything
Print: High-quality bear graphic with permanent ‘nope’ energy
